First Yule

Today I am eleven months and thirteen days old. Beard has spent the past week ignoring his phone and computer as much as possible, to spend proper time with his family. Blonde has spent the past week praying for him to go back to his phone and computer. They are both completely broken, but I … Continue reading First Yule

Hell Week

Today I am 10 months and 21 days old. Beard is still pacing around like a man who intends to hurt someone, Blonde has the air of a woman who is considering faking her own death and running off to Brazil. Our water supply is still shit, the water company have still not made an appearance, … Continue reading Hell Week